Abbas Wins! Hamas Celebrates!

Posted by on January 11, 2005

Uh…or something. On the heels of the Palestinian Elections, Hamas holds rally remembering their fallen leaders Ahmed “70mm Rockets are NOT ADA compliant” Yassin, Abdel “Stop the car! There’s fireworks!” Aziz Rantisi, and Yehya “has anyone seen my cell phone” Ayyash.

The opening act was a boys choir singing:

“Oh suicide bomber, wrap yourself with an explosive belt and fill the scene with blood”

I’m sure it was touching.

Looks like Mahmoud Abbas has his hands full…or does he have a full hand…time will tell.

Last modified on January 11, 2005

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