Archive for January, 2005

President Gingrich?

Saturday, January 8th, 2005

This is interesting. Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich hinting at an ‘08 Presidential run. I like his ideas and have supported them since the ‘92 “Republican Revolt” in the House. What I don’t care for is his personal attitudes toward marriage. Sure, he wants God in public life but somehow he doesn’t seem to want to honor the Marriage Covenant he made with his wife….or should I say wives.

I don’t know about this really. I think he can win and I am CERTAIN, or as certain as a non-insider can be, that Gingrich could enter the primary with a pretty weak field to insure his winning the nomination. I mean who’s even looking for the prize in 08 among the Republicans? Everyone talks about Gulianni but he will have a hard time with his Pro-Choice position among the South. Some of us “True Believers” would like to SecState-apparent Rice have a run at it but I think that’s a pipe dream. Who else? Anyone? Bueller?

I’m sure this will be all the talk in the morning on the talk shows…if I wake up in time I might just watch them.

If he DOES run and get the nomination and the Dems trot out another Socialist he’ll get my vote and we’ll try and keep him in line.

WOOHOO!!

Friday, January 7th, 2005

Just completed the final exam for the GCIH certification. Got a 90.67% on the first and dismal but entirely acceptable 86.67% on the second…just SO MANY ’sploits to remember.

Note to employer: I just got alittle more expensive folks.

oh yeah…and comment spammers: I’ll deal with you.

Diplomad is at it again…

Thursday, January 6th, 2005

You simply MUST go read this now.

It seems that Diplomad’s change of workstation was simply to get up and walk to the watercooler and return. On his way back from the watercooler he was swooped up in a cauldron of buzzards wearing blue hats. Tossed to and fro by the furious yet somehow slow wings of the buzzards he comes to the incredible conclusion that they are what they are.

Go now. Read this.

WOOHOO!

Thursday, January 6th, 2005

My GCIH Practical passed muster with the fine graders of GIAC! Now, I take two exams and I’m done…DONE I TELL YOU!

Oh how I hate Micro$oft

Wednesday, January 5th, 2005

Okay…so I’m looking for what’s in the various flavors of Office 2003. I go here thinking SURELY Micro$oft would have it all laid out clearly right? OH NO! They have targetted their friggin site to CONSUMERS! Now I ask you, who is going to buying this piece of crap in bulk? Joe Sixpack or the provincial government that hires Mr. Sixpack AND THE REST OF HIS FRIGGIN CITY!?!?!?!

Come on Micro$oft, get with the program. If you want to market to the consumer audience then fine…but at least give us corporate IT folks a place to go to get the straight talk…oh wait…you don’t do straight talk do you.

Sorry.

Stingy Americans

Monday, January 3rd, 2005

We are a terribly stingy people! So tight we squeak. When it comes to invading soveriegn countries we are “da shizzle” but when it comes to helping people who desperately need it…forget it. Or at least that’s what the UN has to say.

Why just look at the stingy nature of Americans:
Sandra Bullock, an American Citizen, gave $1 Million to the American Red Cross for Tsunami relief.

And she’s just one of millions of other Americans who have donated to private organizations like the Red Cross and MercyCorps. This whole bit about how we Americans are stingy really crawled under my skin until I realized that the people doing the crowing seem to think that only the American Government can help the poor souls in south asia. We Americans know better but apparently the UN and France (sorry for the redundancy) seem to think differently. Let’s have a look at what America has done. All of the following is from USAID briefing on 12-29:

Within 2 days of the event USAID had assessment teams on the ground.

I’m Andrew Natsios, the Administrator of USAID. We have stood up the Response Management Team, the RMT, which is the AID 24-hour/7-day-a-week disaster response center here in Washington. We did that on Sunday, Sunday morning. We deployed a DART team, a Disaster Assistance Response Team, of technical disaster relief specialists from AID. There are 44 people on the teams; 22 are now in site in the countries. They are doing assessments, working with local officials, nongovernmental organizations, the Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies and local officials.

We landed a C-130 transport(5 more on the way) aircraft with emergency aid(food, water, etc) in Indonesia

In Dubai, we have four regional warehouses around the world and the Dubai one has been — has the largest stocks available. We moved a C-130 in. I think it’s landing now in Indonesia.

With that C130 we also included shelter and portable water bladders.

Plastic sheeting that will house about 10,000 people are being distributed. Water bladders that will keep clean water, and also jerricans for people to transport the water to their shelter areas.

And Administrator Natsios finished with this warning:

During the Kurdish emergency in 1991, a major newspaper, on the front page, reported a meningitis epidemic, and they insisted people were dying from meningitis. My doctors in the field said, no, there is not one case of meningitis; there is a cholera epidemic. I was called by members of Congress and ordered to send in vaccines. And we didn’t do it, fortunately, we sent soap in because that’s what you do when there’s a cholera epidemic.

We must respond to the needs assessed by technical experts on the ground or we’re going to kill people. Rumors do not help us provide assistance to people. Only reports from technical specialists will be used to make these judgments.

which makes some sense…Congress and Press be hanged, USAID did the right thing then and they are doing the right thing now. They didn’t wait for the President to make a public statement because they already knew what to do. They just did it. Your tax dollars at work ladies and gentlemen.

That was the State Department’s reaction. Now, the Defense Department…and no, there was no attempt to take over Indonesia even though it is the largest Muslim population on the planet. Here’s what they did, again referencing the 12-29 Briefing:

  • six C-130 aircraft for airlift support
  • Lincoln Carrier Strike Group – 12 helicopters
  • Bonhomme Richard Expeditionary Strike Group – carries 25 helicopters, four Cobras, 2,100 Marines(15th MEU), 1,400 sailors
  • five ships have freshwater-producing capability. Each ship can produce 90,000 gallons of fresh water a day,

Now then, let’s turn to the pictures coming from the region today:

Reuters Photo
AP Photo
More Navy Pics from Navy.mil
There ya go. American Sailors/stick jocks rendering aid to needful people. [Hat tip: SMASH for the last link]Where’s the UN? Perhaps they are still at the UN Sheraton.

You see, it doesn’t matter what the bureaucrats in the UN want to think, the US the most giving nation on the planet. Over the years the US has given well over a THIRD of the relief/charity monies for the planet…with 1/6th the population.

Matthew 6:2-4

2 “So when you give something to a needy person, do not make a big show of it, as the hypocrites do in the houses of worship and on the streets. They do it so that people will praise them. I assure you, they have already been paid in full. 3 But when you help a needy person, do it in such a way that even your closest friend will not know about it. 4 Then it will be a private matter. And your Father, who sees what you do in private, will reward you

Luke 12:48

12:48But he who did not know, yet committed things deserving of stripes, shall be beaten with few. For everyone to whom much is given, from him much will be required; and to whom much has been committed, of him they will ask the more.

Capital One Email Phish

Sunday, January 2nd, 2005

What do you know…checked the mail one last time before going to bed and I get something from Capital One! I don’t have a credit card from Capital One(and the ones I have I’m trying like mad to get rid of…they are SOOoooo evil).

Anyway, so I look at the email. I have turned off all the HTML rendering in Outlook so I get text. In the body of the note I’m encouraged to “securely” verify my stuff and here’s the link I would click to do so:

http ://203.232.77.198/oas/verification/login-doobjectclicked-LoginSplash.php

Sneaky ain’t they? BUT WAIT! There’s More! (more…)

New Years Greetings and RANTTIME

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

Happy New Year…blah blah blah…[insert list of resolutions I have no intention of keeping]…blah blah blah…Be safe and healthy…blah blah blah…[insert list of last years highlights]…blah blah blah…

There…that outta the way, it’s RANT TIME!

AOL’s latest commercial featuring a bunch of their supposed users wishing all manner of mean and nasty things on their computers is killing me. This past Christmas Season many people came to me asking about what kind of computer they should get. I would ask them, “Is this for you kid?” and “What do you intend to do with it?”.

Two seemingly simple questions but I have to confess I had ulterior motives. If the computer was for a kid I would follow it up with “Is this kid of legal age and if not, are you going to ACTIVELY monitor what they do online?” if that got a NO I would stop the conversation. Parents that don’t monitor their minor children’s Internet usage should be charged with Child Abandonment. They wouldn’t take their child into downtown Chicago and just turn them loose would they? Perhaps they would.

If they answered the second question with, “I just wanna get on the Internet.” I would stop the conversation right there and ask them what they knew about viruses, worms, email security, and the like. Of course that usually brought blank stares. Wouldn’t help them.

You see…My internet is YOUR internet. If you don’t have the slightest clue about how to protect yourself online and obviously don’t want to learn, then why should I help you pee in my pool? It doesn’t make sense. Now I’m all about teaching people what they need to know and my inbox is always open for people to ask questions(don’t get too excited…GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND) but I’m not going to assist you in your Internet Suicide endeavors! Forget it. If you want to put your 12 year old daughter on the internet and are not going to monitor what she does, I’m not gonna be a party to her molestation. Forget it.

AOL has these actors perpetuating this “ignorance is bliss” mentality. “I want my computer to make the sound of the Yeti!”…what kind of crap is that? Oh but it’s okay because AOL is gonna protect you. That has to be the most laughable thing I’ve heard in a long long time…probably since the time Microsoft said that Win95 would run on 4mb of ram. hehehe…I still chuckle about that.

Folks…Protect your kids and read. Before you hook up to the Internet you simply MUST have an understanding of what you are getting yourself into. A virus scanner and firewall isn’t sufficient. You MUST have some understanding of how to REALLY protect yourself…not just your computer although that’s important too.

Here’s some hints for ya, if you’ve read this far.
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