Comments on: Zarqawi: “Hey honey, what’s with the attitude and all these scales?” http://www.3nailsministries.org/2006/06/08/zarqawi-hey-honey-whats-with-the-attitude-and-all-these-scales/ Walking the walk, sometimes crawling, often falling Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:22:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Gh0st http://www.3nailsministries.org/2006/06/08/zarqawi-hey-honey-whats-with-the-attitude-and-all-these-scales/comment-page-1/#comment-44231 Gh0st Thu, 08 Jun 2006 13:57:48 +0000 http://3nailsministries.org/?p=278#comment-44231 Had to add this: ;o) I think he is getting what he deserves in very way possible ;o) --- Abu Musab al-Zarqawi died and went to the pearly gates. St. Peter said, "Okay, just wait here a minute." He went inside heaven and in a minute George Washington and James Madison walked out. They asked, "Are you Al-Zarqawi?" He said yes. Washington kicked him in the gut and Madison busted him in the teeth. They then walked back inside heaven. Al-Zarqawi staggered to his feet. When he looked up, Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe walked out and asked, "Are you Al-Zarqawi?" He gasped, "Yes." Jefferson gave him a right cross to the jaw and Monroe then grabbed him by the hair and pulled his face down into his knee. They then walked back into heaven. Al-Zarqawi slowly pulled himself onto his knees, gasping for air and bleeding. As he looked up, he saw President John Tyler coming out of heaven, rolling up his sleeves. Al-Zarqawi held up a hand and pleaded, "Wait! Please! No more! Tell me, I beg of you, what in the world is going on?" President Tyler said, "It's the heavenly reward God warned you about if you attacked America -- you would die and be surrounded by 70 Virginians." --- Had to add this: ;o) I think he is getting what he deserves in very way possible ;o)

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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi died and went to the pearly gates. St. Peter said, “Okay, just wait here a minute.” He went inside heaven and in a minute George Washington and James Madison walked out. They asked, “Are you Al-Zarqawi?” He said yes. Washington kicked him in the gut and Madison busted him in the teeth. They then walked back inside heaven.

Al-Zarqawi staggered to his feet. When he looked up, Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe walked out and asked, “Are you Al-Zarqawi?” He gasped, “Yes.” Jefferson gave him a right cross to the jaw and Monroe then grabbed him by the hair and pulled his face down into his knee. They then walked back into heaven.

Al-Zarqawi slowly pulled himself onto his knees, gasping for air and bleeding. As he looked up, he saw President John Tyler coming out of heaven, rolling up his sleeves. Al-Zarqawi held up a hand and pleaded, “Wait! Please! No more! Tell me, I beg of you, what in the world is going on?”

President Tyler said, “It’s the heavenly reward God warned you about if you attacked America — you would die and be surrounded by 70 Virginians.”
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