Christmas Moose Must Die – 2007 Edition

Posted by on December 5, 2007

Once again, Christmas is upon us. This can only mean one thing of course, the return of the Christmas Moose.

We have something of a family tradition here in the Pilgrim household. We give this magnificent beast:

the hallowed Christmas Moose. The Moose had a comfortable life at the pet store. He had his herd and other friends to frolic with when the lights were shut off and those pesky humans left. Poor poor Moose. He just had to be on the top of the pile when we made our selection. Now, the poor Moose is reduced to this:

We have the standard dismemberment(note the red hoof and Christmas Moose Guts) but this year we have an added bonus!

Dismemberment isn’t enough for 2007! Oh no…this year we must also dismember the dismembered members.

Oh the horror…

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