Archive for June, 2009

Open Letter to all Conservatives in public office

Friday, June 26th, 2009

I can’t believe we even have to write this.  One would think that sincere people who claim a certain set of ideals would hold to those ideals no matter the circumstances.  Apparently that is not the case however so I have a set of questions for all of you.

  1. If you are married, have you ever had an affair?  Yes, it is pertinent.  No, it is not “private”.  If your spouse can’t trust you how can your constituents?  Quit the whining and answer the question.
  2. Have you ever had or funded an abortion to cover your political hide?
  3. Have you ever cut a deal through your political connections that materially benefited you, laughed, and thought, “They’ll never know!”?

If you answer YES one or more questions please tender your resignation immediately.  Find the nearest television studio and present yourself for an exit interview where you will read the answers to these questions and answer any and all questions put to you.  Said interview will end when the NEWSIE says its over.

We are sick of your infidelity.  We are sick of your shady deals.  We are sick of your hypocrisy.   Shut up, sit down, answer the damned questions.

Governor Sanford MUST Resign or be kicked out.

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

Governor Sanford is the latest asshat to make a mockery out of what he supposedly believed in.  The American Political left should be all over this making all the hay they can.  This is a man who claimed a set of principles and violated them in a most heinous way.  Leaving his wife and kids on FATHERS DAY to get his wick dipped with some tramp in Argentina.  This man deserves every bit of scorn heaped upon him.

All other “conservatives” who believe he should get a pass and NOT resign his Governorship should be excluded publically from the Republican and Conservative caucus whether that is in Columbia or in DC.  They should be shunned, ostracized, labelled as the hypocrits they are and turned out to the wolves in the media.  Whatever adolescent question the newsies can think of should be answered by them and should they refuse WE should demand the answer.

This holds true with every other “conservative” out there who cares so little for their beliefs, their families, and their ideals.  The climate is too hot and the times too critical for us to have anything other than honest, forthright, and bold leadership in our State and Federal governments.  If you are currently screwing everything but your wife then just fess up, resign your position, and get the H**L out of our government.

We expect this behavior from John Edwards and his kind.  They claim no Faith Based guidance in their lives.  They have no such moral code that real Conservatives claim.  When was the last time you heard Edwards, President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, or Senator Reid claim ANY higher power guiding their decisions?  Since they have no such guidance we can expect immoral and depraved behavior from them whether that is crisco laden farm animal orgies or the kind of fiscal irresponsibility currently oozing out of the White House and Congress.

We Conservatives claim some higher power as our guiding light.  For many it is Christ.  Others maybe Muslim, Hindu, Shinto, Pagan, or whatever else.  The point is we have a code that drives us to live a life that makes us different from those who have no such code.  We value family.  We value our committments to friends and constituents.  We don’t waiver with the social or political winds.  Our code doesn’t change.

We all screw up occassionally.  Mistakes are unplanned incidents that bring about unexpected and unwanted results.  A mistake maybe supporting someone who turns out to be…I don’t know…CHEATING ON HIS WIFE AND LEAVING HIS STATE LEADERLESS FOR FOUR DAYS.    That was a big mistake.

Planning a trip out of the country.  Taking that trip without telling a soul.  That is not a mistake.  It’s not even “poor judgement”.  No.  That is head banging, howling at the moon, stupidity.

Having your knob polished by someone other than your wife is not a mistake.  It’s not even “poor judgement”.  It is a slap in the face to your wife and family.  It is a crowbar to the side of the skull to every voter in South Carolina that supported you.  It is a knife in the back of your supporters nationwide.  Thankfully it is also the executioner’s axe to the neck of your political career.

Governor Sanford, resign your office and save the good and honorable people of South Carolina the humiliation of having to compare you to former President Clinton.

Iranian Election Riots #iranelection #foxfail #cnnfail

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Whether this is the beginnings of a revolution or not we do not know.  What we do know is alot of people in Iran are seriously pissed off.  Question is, are they pissed because their guy lost?  Are the pissed because Imadinnerjacket didn’t lose?  Are the pissed because they are tired of living under the thumb of a theocracy?  I’m not sure anyone here in the US can know that for certain.  There may be Persian experts that have a clue but I surely don’t.

I do know this, a destabilized Iran is a good thing for the US.  If they have to pull back their forces from Iraq and Afghanistan then it’s a good thing for the US as well as those two struggling democracies.

I have watched the traffic on twitter since none of the legacy media in the US has taken the time to cover it.  Tragic stories for sure.  I’m supporting the students and the opposition but not because I agree with their platforms.  At this point anyone would be better than Imadinnerjacket and the change in the country would be a good thing.

Sure would be nice if the legacy media would pick up the story.  I guess it’s pretty hard to do though.  Especially when you are so busy one upping the competition on the latest beauty queen to speak her mind or the latest cute white girl who missed curfew or playing referee between two or more folks screaming at each other over something no one can quite understand…because of all the screaming.

Murder of George Tiller

Monday, June 1st, 2009

It sickens me when something like this happens. Not because of the damage this will do to Christians, the Pro-Life or Conservative cause. These groups will always catch 7 layers of hell no matter what we do. We are told that we will be hated for what we believe in. No, what sickens me is that some asshat felt it necessary to become a barbarian. Dr. Tiller, while his occupation is disturbing in the extreme, had every right to a long, full, life. Mr. Roeder decided to play God and killed this poor man in cold blood in the House of God.

God doesn’t graduate sin.  My lusts of the heart are no different than your little white lies in God’s eyes.  Mr. Roeder’s cold blooded murder of Dr. Tiller is no different than Dr. Tiller’s abortion practice.  As the wise and loquacious philosopher Ulysses Everett McGill said when discussing the baptism of his friends:

Pete: The Preacher said it absolved us.
Ulysses Everett McGill: For him, not for the law. I’m surprised at you, Pete, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.
Delmar O’Donnell: But they was witnesses that seen us redeemed.
Ulysses Everett McGill: That’s not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi’s a little more hard-nosed.

The United States Justice System is a little more hard nosed Mr. Roeder.  For your crime you will surely get life in prison if not the death penalty.  You will claim the role of Peter and Paul but you are wrong again.  Their imprisonment was for spreading the Gospel.  All you have done is take an innocent human life.

Yes, I said innocent.  Dr. Tiller’s occupation is legal in our country.  He has the perfect right to kill children in utero as sad as that is.  Because you disagree with his occupation based on your faith does not give you the right to murder the man.  You are no different than the barbarians. You have robbed the world of potentially one of the greatest testimonies of Faith.  Had Dr. Tiller come to faith later in life he would have one hell of a story to tell.  Thank you Mr. Roeder for preventing him from coming to a saving Faith in Christ.

I pray God shows some mercy on Dr. Tiller and Mr. Roeder.

As for all you folks out there glorifying this idiot…spend alittle more time in prayer about this.  Christians do not advocate the murder of the innocent.  That is why we ARE Pro Life.  To glorify Mr. Roeder’s actions here makes you no better than the barbarians.  Ed at Hotair puts you in the same league as Bill Ayers and a select few others

The murder of George Tiller at his church is a heinous crime, without any sense or justice. Regardless of how one feels about George Tiller’s profession, his murderer is nothing more than a domestic terrorist — someone attempting to impose by force a policy that one cannot get in place through democratic means. Tiller’s killer is no better than William Ayers, Kathleen Soliah, and Eric Rudolph, people who attempted to use violence for their extremist ends. Those who value life know that murder is the antithesis of the pro-life movement.